SAVORING THE VOYAGE

What to do and when NOT to go.

It’s a bit of a tale, how we got here. Specifically, when. There’s all kinds of incredible things to enjoy in Branson, Missouri – golf courses designed by the sport’s legends, a short trek to the Ozarks of Arkansas, and more live entertainment than anyone could possibly plan for.

Too bad we ventured to a fair-weather state at the worst of times. Deep winter is not, I repeat, NOT the time to visit. Nearly all attractions, including restaurants that might double as an attraction, are closed January through February. Insult to injury, the record snowfalls that have been plaguing much of the US this winter also struck Branson — shutting down the rest of the city. 100% of our plans, cancelled. But, we’re here for a couple of days. Let’s make the best of it.

OZARK MOUNTAINS

TWO GREAT HIKES: WHITAKER POINT & GLORY HOLE

The top item on my list was a hike to Whitaker Point, also known as Hawksbill Crag. It’s an easy, 3-mile scenic hike leading to a cliff with breathtaking views of the Buffalo River valley—especially at sunrise or sunset.

The drive to the trailhead, however, is a 6-mile stretch of narrow, dirt switchbacks. The snowfall from two nights prior made the road treacherous. My husband, at the wheel of his truck, gave it as much of a try as I could stomach. We lost traction at the first turn, requiring a slow, nerve-wracking reverse down an unforgiving road before we could attempt again. Not knowing what else lay ahead, I flagged it. The conditions weren’t going to improve, and the potential for disaster was higher than I was willing to risk. It simply wasn’t worth continuing.

Further south was hike number two: Glory Hole Falls. This trail features a unique waterfall tumbling through a round hole in the rock, rather than over a ledge (hence the name). It’s a simple 2-mile trek with a bit of climbing if you want to see the falls from below. But after our experience with the first trail, we flagged this one too and instead opted for a scenic drive to…

Images from buffaloriver.com

ARKANSAS GRAND CANYON

Yup, you read that right. I, too, just learned there is an Arkansas Grand Canyon.

As Vance Randolph once said about the Ozarks: “It’s not that the mountains are so high, but that the valleys are so deep.” And the valleys here truly impress. All you need to do is drive along Scenic Highway AR-7, which borders the canyon, for views that stretch beyond the horizon. There are several lookout points along the highway where you can pull over and take it all in.

Pro tip: Keep an eye on your fuel gauge. Towns in this area are small and far between.

IMMERSIVE DISNEY ANIMATION (until March 1st!)

Three places in the world are currently hosting this interactive exhibit: Las Vegas, Bangkok, and, of all places, Branson.

This hour-long display of Disney animations surrounds you from above, below, and all around. Celebrating 100 years of magic, the exhibit is a wonder for families and Disney kids at heart (like me!). My favorite part? Bubbles filled with smoke that burst into wisps when popped, leaving a magical swirl in your palm.

Arrive at least 15 minutes before your booking to enjoy the pre-show museum exhibit, which provides an inside look at the art of animation. There’s also a Disney villain-themed lounge for relaxing before the main event.

We spent the rest of the day driving around the city, discovering scenic overlooks, navigating snowy roads, getting stuck in parking lots, and stumbling upon the many closed restaurants and shops we would have loved to visit if only they were open.

TABLE ROCK RIVER

We only managed to enjoy a couple of restaurants in Branson, but wow—they were both incredible. These are absolute musts:

The Worman House Bistro — Converted from a 1920s residence, this beautiful restaurant overlooks Table Rock River. It’s uber romantic, with delicious drinks (I recommend the house old-fashioned!) and fantastic fare. Downstairs, Harry’s Cocktail Lounge & Bar offers cocktail classes every Friday where you can learn the art of mixology. The warm, wood-paneled atmosphere is perfect for enjoying a nightcap and cigar.

Osage at Top of the Rock features a higher vantage point of Table Rock River and sweeping views of the Ozark Mountains. It’s truly a breathtaking place to sit for dinner. If you’re in the mood for something more casual, go to Buffalo Bar just 1 floor below. In the warmer months you’ll be able to enjoy the outdoor deck and just really take the vista in. Needless to say, the food and drink was top-notch — an easy pairing with these views.

If you’ve got the time, it’s worth venturing even lower to the wine cellar. There’s a couple of bars with seating if you’re feeling more social. Throughout the cellar are intimate nooks where a couple could sit and enjoy each other’s company. If nothing else, it’s a neat place to explore! There’s even a conference room featuring Native American artifacts!

Note: if you aren’t a guest of Big Cedar Resort, an entry fee may apply to Top of the Rock. It was $10 when we visited (Jan 2025).

We actually hoped to stay at Big Cedar Lodge, where there is so much more to enjoy! It didn’t pan out for us this time but, visiting the campus cemented for the two of us — this is the place to stay in Branson.

A natural history museum, golf course, nature trails and a marina are the tip of the iceberg. There’s events and seasonal activities year-round, all beautifully enrobed by the natural wonders of the Ozarks.

THE REST OF BRANSON

Of course, there are all the things we didn’t get to enjoy due to the season—the very things most people flock to Branson to experience:

SILVER DOLLAR CITY

A renowned 1880s-themed amusement park with thrilling roller coasters, live shows, artisan demonstrations, and delicious food. The park also hosts seasonal festivals, such as the Harvest Festival and An Old Time Christmas, which are must-see experiences.

Additionally, Silver Dollar City is host to Marvel Cave. This cave is a National Natural Landmark and features guided tours through massive underground caverns. It’s a great way to explore Branson’s natural history.

BRANSON’S FAMOUS LIVE SHOWS

Branson is known as the “Live Entertainment Capital of the World” with over 100 shows. Popular venues include the Dolly Parton’s Stampede, The Haygoods, Clay Cooper Theatre, and the Sight & Sound Theatre, which hosts spectacular biblical productions. Musicians covering or impersonating beloved artists, live magic shows and entertainment venues are dotted all over this city!

TITANIC MUSEUM

A fascinating, interactive museum shaped like the RMS Titanic. It offers an educational and immersive look into the ship’s history, including artifacts, recreated rooms, and stories of passengers and crew.

BRANSON SCENIC RAILWAY

This vintage train ride takes you through the picturesque Ozark Mountains. The journey includes views of lush forests, tunnels, and historical bridges, offering a peaceful and nostalgic experience.

FINAL THOUGHTS

During my short time in Branson, I could see why it’s such a beloved destination for much of the year. It just so happens that fate brought us here during the one season when the city can’t fully shine. But one thing’s for sure: I’ll be back—better prepared and ready to explore everything Branson has to offer!